hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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