woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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