im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Floor bacon is actually really good
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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