At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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