I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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