her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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