Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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