Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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