do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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