mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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