dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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