the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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