We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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