I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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