we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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