are you so shy because you have an std?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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