I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
do nipples grow back?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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