Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm having to shit out rocks
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