Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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