is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
