She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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