Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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