They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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