how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
