cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
