You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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