how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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