I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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