5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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