Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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