I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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