Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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