Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so let's talk penis.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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