So drunk, too bad you don't want this
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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