I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Bring me that man meat
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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