I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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