i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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