Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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