Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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