That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I need a beard to bite.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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