She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Never underestimate the power of titties
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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