belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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