Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Randomize
