Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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