And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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