I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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