he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Boobs speak an international language.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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