do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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