I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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