I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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