Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
These tits shall not be calmed
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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